ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
what shape is the ground tho
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
laa-dispute: the most uncomfortable 3 minutes of my life.
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
jaclcfrost: wearing your favorite outfit
toloveamachine asked: 3 15 25 37 38
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
bongdorn: mom, dad, you’re moving out
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
illkim: *throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact