May 2013
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
1 tag
what shape is the ground tho
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
Watchlaa-dispute:
the most uncomfortable 3 minutes of my life.
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
justgivemeafan:
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
jaclcfrost:
wearing your favorite outfit
toloveamachine asked: 3 15 25 37 38
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
bongdorn:
mom, dad, you’re moving out
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
illkim:
*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
