great perhaps

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

YOU ARE A GOOD BOY

what shape is the ground tho

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:06:12 -0400

what shape is the ground tho

ibetmyleftnut: Sex ? No thanks, My life fucks me everyday

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:22:50 -0400

ibetmyleftnut:

Sex ? No thanks, My life fucks me everyday

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:16:20 -0400

getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:14:10 -0400

getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

laa-dispute: the most uncomfortable 3 minutes of my life.

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:12:57 -0400

laa-dispute:

the most uncomfortable 3 minutes of my life.

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:12:24 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

rainbowlogik: Bad ass zombie storm trooper

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:08:39 -0400

rainbowlogik:

Bad ass zombie storm trooper

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:07:38 -0400

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:07:05 -0400

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:05:43 -0400

justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:04:30 -0400

justgivemeafan:

well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.

jaclcfrost: wearing your favorite outfit

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:04:13 -0400

jaclcfrost:

wearing your favorite outfit